"im from the streets, anna
all we had was kool-aid and crack."
- Dave

i'm a "sacrilegious whore."
Perhaps, but i quote:

i'm white and i'm at the health department
-Jessica

that's the tannest pussy i've ever seen
-Christina

"Boundaries don't keep other people out. They fence you in."

Four of my favorite memories:

1) Seeing my cousin Jarrod for the first time in 1 1/2 years (the longest we've ever went without seeing each other). And then falling in love with his son, Pacey, even though i'm awkward with babies.

2) Being back home and having a successful family cook out. My signature vegetable pizza was a hit as usual. Then ( Read more... )

A real friend brings you a blooming onion.
I love you, Jessica!


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Tanisha: anyone want some sausage?
Me: i do. i haven't had any in 8 months

[3 minutes later]
Kristi: I just got that.

So Megz and I were in Books-a-million today. While she's flipping through some books, I notice this super old man (walking cane and all) flipping through intensely graphic sex books including the Kama Sutra. I couldn't get over it. Still can't.

I needed my camera more than ever. It was at the apartment.

UNO

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Driving down a very busy McFarland Blvd and Jeremiah BLASTING and singing at the top of his lungs the song by Cher, "If I Could Turn Back Time."

while listening to "Beaner and Ken's" morning show one of the personalities, Vulcan, was on talking about how he never knew his parents. The following conversation between Matt and I went:

Matt: "I think he was a titan."
Me: "I know he has a tight-end!"
Matt: (stared at me)